Women are Evil

[05F1FIDDY]

Women are evil
I just found the proof that women are evil...

1. We all know you need time and money to please a woman, so we can state:

WOMEN=TIMExMONEY

2. We also know that in business, time is money, so we can state:

TIME=MONEY

3. Putting 1. and 2. together we can state:

WOMEN=MONEYxMONEY or shorter
WOMEN=MONEY²

4. We know, that money is the root of all evil, so we can state:

MONEY=sqrt(EVIL)

5. If we put 4. in 3. we have following statement:

WOMEN=(sqrt(EVIL))²

6. Going back to math lessons, we learned that sqrt and ² discard each other, so, our final statement, which has hereby been proven to be right:

WOMEN=EVIL

[Da Wolf]

:rofl: :rofl: I like that train of thought. :rofl: :rofl:

[Eagle 33]

now try living with a woman who makes all the money....EVIL at its best

[Sprman]

Being a math major, i'll have to say that i could have told you that without going thru all that. I will agree with the formula and process.

Women, can't live with them, can't legally shot them. :rofl:

[Eagle 33]

did the texas laws change? i thought it was a legal defense down there to say "they just needed shootin' "

[SuperCrew6275]

:thumb::thumb:

[BLKSVT]

If it has boobs.........trouble, that is all.:rofl:

[toprat]

Women are the reason man created rope and duct tape, to keep them inline. :D

[BLKSVT]

And the reason GOD created GOLF, so we can get away!

[GrandPa Huckleberry]

My father taught me don't put ANYTHING in writing that can get you hurt. So with that said that is all I'm saying.:D

[Sprman]

the number one cause of divorce in the world today....................



Marriage!!

Just like the saying goes..."If it has boobs or wheels it will give you a problem"

[Arrowman]

Allan, just remember these two simple words......yes dear!

:rofl:

[GrandPa Huckleberry]

Brent also " I Love It"

[05F1FIDDY]

So if WOMEN=MONEY² that's a heck of a lot of money, which euals a total drain of CASH FUND
ie: CASH FUND - MONEY² = ZERO
and as we know ZERO MONEY (Zero CASH FUND) can also be called BANKRUPTCY!
Therefore we can sum up with a final equation



WOMEN = BANKRUPTCY!

So they are not only evil as far as a man's wallet is concerned, they are a potential Bankruptcy liability, sometimes proven fact when DIVORCE and LAWYERS enter the equation.....


Math was a lot less complicated when I was younger:rofl:



I thought that was funny, had to share it.

[Rainbow Sport Trac]

If it has boobs.........trouble, that is all.:rofl:

Does this include man boobs?

[05F1FIDDY]

:lol::rofl:

[wydopen]

:lol::lol: This just keeps getting better and better....

Smitty

[Sprman]

man boobs, i will leave that up the discretion of the man court of man laws to determine if they can be considered.

[Rainbow Sport Trac]

I think this might vary from woman to woman...
For example: Does it matter what the money for the woman is used for? Or just anything that money is used to please a woman?

The reason I ask is because when asking for money to be spent on me it is usually on the truck.
I mean how many women do you know that gets excited about getting shocks and wire loom for xmas. Or new tires for a wedding anniversary, or rims for a birthday.
So if the money being spent to please a woman is on items that makes sense to a man, is it still considered evil?

:rock::rock::dunno::dunno:

[toprat]

Yes, it is still considered evil. Because the woman not only takes what you have bought for her she takes everything he has also. AKA. DIVORCE.

Divorce definition = The screwin you get for the screwin you got!!!!!!!:D

[Rainbow Sport Trac]

Yeah well.. What would i do with 4 trucks.. LOL..
Besides I wouldn't divorce him after 15 years.. I just got him trained LOL

Just kidding hunny!!!

PS. I am going to pay for that :lol:

[fordguy29360]

:lol::lol: