The father of one of my kids

[Outlaw]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken because
he can't place where he knows her from.


So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think
you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the
bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my
buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'


:monkeydance:

[~$t3v3-o~]

:spit: :lol:

thats a good one haha..

[RangerJustin]

oops...

[culater]

:busted:

[fordguy29360]

:spit: :omgrofl:

[Southernboy]

:spit:

[sparkadellic]

Ouch! That remindes me of those airline commercials "ever want to get away".

[Up N Flames]

LOL

[GatorBill]

MMMMMMM....takes me back to last friday.........
I love celery whips......and cheese whiz rubs.....:rock::rock::rock:
ya know ya can't go wrong with cheese whiz!!!:D:eek:

[Kniddy]

:spit:

[03SlidewayzSVT]

:rofl::rofl:

[BIG TRUCK]

Oh ****, I'll have to tell Stacy this one. (she's a teacher)

[webbie1970]

:rofl: Thats a good one.

[Nitemare]

Busted.:rofl:

[tinkerbellnpixiehell]

:lol:

[Buzz]

:laugh: